Oh hey anon feel free to ever come off anon if you want because these are my feels exactly. You are very very much not alone on this.
The real question:
This halloween, should I be:
- Poison Ivy
- Wonder Woman
- Baberaham Lincoln
I have actually wanted to be all these for years.
Poison Ivy because I think she’s sexual as fuck (not Uma Thurman Poison Ivy get out of here with that shit), Wonder Woman because fucking Wonder Woman…
…and I just think it would be really funny to be sexy Abraham Lincoln, the way they try to make anything sexy for halloween.
I’d straight up wear a beard, a stovepipe hat, and like, a tight black dress or something. With a bow tie.